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Carpet Cleaning in London | Uncle Rob

🧼✨ Welcome to Uncle Rob – Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning in London
For homes with history, and sofas with stories.

🏙️ London is messy. We make it magical.

This city has kids, pets, curry nights, flatmates who spill wine and landlords who panic.
And somewhere under all that… is your carpet.

We’re Uncle Rob — not a franchise, not a call centre, not a guy with a van and a vague promise.
We’re real people with real standards, cleaning homes (and offices) across London with care, humour, and high-pressure hot water.

🌿 What we clean:

  • Carpets that have seen stuff

  • Sofas that were once cream-coloured (we’ll find out!)

  • Armchairs, rugs, mattresses and sometimes the unexpected

  • Homes full of laughter, flats full of fluff, offices full of secrets

We don’t just clean.
We transform.
With safe, fabric-friendly methods, eco-smart products and results that feel like new.

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🧽 Our Process – Transparent & Thorough

We show up. On time. With energy.
London is busy, and we always aim to be on time — but since we don’t carry our carpet cleaning machines on bikes (yet), sometimes we get stuck in traffic.
We’ve already signed up for the first round of flying vans , but until the future arrives, we legally sit in London’s legendary jams.
The good news? We always keep you informed.

We move the furniture like it’s a dance.
We check your fabric like we’re dating it.
We pre-treat, deep-clean and suck the life out of every stain.
We finish with a smile, and maybe a joke.

Optional: stain guard (because life happens).
Always included: advice, kindness, and actual cleanliness.

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💬 Why people love Uncle Rob

Because we care.
Not just about the job — but about your space. Your home. Your story.
That’s why we use safe, eco-friendly products. That’s why we adjust cleaning methods to your fabric.
That’s why people call us back.

“They moved my sofa like it was ballet. And my dog loves the carpet now.”
— actual client (we may have cried a little)

💬 Perfect for:

  • Busy families

  • Renters about to get inspected

  • Airbnb hosts who want 5-star reviews

  • People who just love the feeling of “aaahhh” when it’s clean

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🎁 What you get:

  • Deep carpet & upholstery cleaning

  • Removal of allergens, dust, pet hair and mystery crumbs

  • Fabric-friendly methods

  • Scotchgard (if you want it)

  • Flexible hours

  • Free quote

  • Friendly humans

📞 Let’s talk. No pressure. Just freshness.

Call Uncle Rob:
📱 077 0861 0063
📱 0773 8300 605

Or send us a message — we’ll reply before your tea goes cold.

🌍 We clean in:

Chelsea, Fulham, Wapping, Epping, and everywhere London’s a little too real.